I have a magnet for crazy people. I try to avoid eye contact but they sniff me out. Then they try to make me laugh at their non funny jokes.
Man: Are you going to kick me out of here if I don't take off my hat?
Me: Uh, no.
Man: Im gonna take it off then.
Me: Blank stare of confusion.....
Man: Dude, it's a joke, get it? (man on computer smiling. He must feel my pain.)
Me: oh, hehe..... followed by more blank stares of confusion.
Its only 2:25pm.
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