Crazy People

I have a magnet for crazy people. I try to avoid eye contact but they sniff me out. Then they try to make me laugh at their non funny jokes.

Man: Are you going to kick me out of here if I don't take off my hat?

Me: Uh, no.

Man: Im gonna take it off then.

Me: Blank stare of confusion.....

Man: Dude, it's a joke, get it? (man on computer smiling. He must feel my pain.)

Me: oh, hehe..... followed by more blank stares of confusion.

Its only 2:25pm.

Realization

So far, my life has not turned out according to plan. I don't necessarily mean that in a bad way. When you are little you have this fuzzy dream of what's going to happen to you and around what time. Like I will be married by 25 and rich by 30. Yea....not happening. And the people who were once looked upon as perfect are anything but. Well I guess its time to let go of those dreams. But it's ok... I can get new ones.